Kenbo Stevens is a washed-up beer league player who, frustrated by the lack of national hockey coverage, started a blog so that his uneducated hockey opinions could finally get the bare minimum audience they deserve.
Playing Career Highlights
Once got front teeth knocked out while wearing a full cage
Knocked unconscious within the first week of play in Juniors
Played on the first power play unit in high school; was told to put his large rear end in the goalie’s face and not move