Kenbo Stevens

Kenbo Stevens is a washed-up beer league player who, frustrated by the lack of national hockey coverage, started a blog so that his uneducated hockey opinions could finally get the bare minimum audience they deserve.

Playing Career Highlights

Once got front teeth knocked out while wearing a full cage

Knocked unconscious within the first week of play in Juniors

Played on the first power play unit in high school; was told to put his large rear end in the goalie’s face and not move

Playing Experiences

Chicago Beer Leagues
(2009 – Present)
Good locker room presence, league leader in blocked shots 6 years running

Inter-hall College
Helped the dorm reach the Championship two out of four years, results of said Championship games unknown

Eastern Junior Hockey League
(2004 – 2005)
7th Defensemen for a Tier III Junior A league, too focused on under-aged drinking